uh oh

SEASIDE HOUSE for sale by owner

YOUR GIRLFRIEND DROPPED BY she left you a message

THE WOODPECKER might have to go

IF YOU SEE THIS... Run

YES IT WOUL

WORKPLACE HARASSMENT it's a serious issue, hilarious, but serious

IF AT ANY POINT YOU SEE ME WEARING THIS-- consider yourselves "on your own."

THE FORWARD APPROACH getting men restraining orders since the dawn of laziness

YOU ONLY HAVE TO RUN FASTER than the first guy to get anally probed

OKAY that's enough exercise you can stop now

RIGOR MORTIS strikes when you least suspect

HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR 1st Prize