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And this is without even considering the Trump Memes which are even less presidential, but at least those are made by the people, not the Commander-In-Chief himself.

Just some moderately funny memes, tweets and pics to relax that brain for a while.

Just when you thought this year couldn't get any more unhinged, if you log on to Twitter right now, you'll find that 'Zoom Dick' is one of the top trending topics. And yes, it's pretty much what it sounds like. According to VICE, the New Yorker has suspended CNN reporter Jeffrey Toobin after he whipped it out during a Zoom meeting with his colleagues. Toobin claims the indecent exposure was accidental, believing his camera was off at the time. Yikes. 

Many on Twitter are lamenting the fact that we'll have to add 'Zoom Dick Incident' to the big, fat 2020 history books, while others are embracing the absurd event as a distraction from global pandemic, ceaseless wildfires, and electoral shit-shows. To be honest, we're pretty surprised something like this hasn't already happened at this point. Here's how people on Twitter are reacting to The Great Zoom Dick Incident of 2020.

Tuesday might be the worst day of the week, but we can finally say that it's over! Now we can celebrate with this humble assortment of webcomics, funny tweets, and dank memes. Huzzah! 

Are you bored as heck at work? Would you do absolutely anything to escape the boring reality of your life for just a mere few hours? Don't worry, we're right there with you. All you have to do is scroll down through these memes - but make sure you at least pretend you're working when your boss walks by!

Ever find yourself on Twitter trying to sift through annoying political posts when you just want to laugh? The search can be daunting. Instagram account @bipolarexpess420 is here to help by cutting through the bullshit and serving up the witty commentary and relatable tweets that you really want. Here are some of the latest and greatest gems to be featured on the page. Give 'em a follow if you like what you see!

One day you're swiping, then the next day you find yourself in someone's personal game show. If you didn't have trust issues before, then go ahead and develop some while reading about this woman's massive and meticulously planned dating stunt.

These instances might remind you that you're actually doing pretty well for yourself in the whole brain department. Hot damn, it's like life is a race to see who can do the dumbest thing ever. We absolutely love it. And boy people are dumb a lot.

Just in case you missed it because you were too busy perusing tremendous Trump memes, Donald Trump has a profound fear/hatred of sharks. Naturally, the internet was ready to step up and offer moral support, or just, you know, troll the sh*t out of him. 

Ugh, there's a moment of shimmering hope in this Twitter thread when you almost think that strange old dude who showed up for the clothes dryer wasn't going to be a piece of garbage, but then boom, he's disgusting. We can only imagine what kind of emotional scarring was left from this terribly creepy encounter. The fact that the dude showed up at her house drunk again (late at night), adds a whole another layer of creepy stalker vibes to this thread. 

Everyone knows that real life sucks pretty hard sometimes, and that's why we have memes to amuse us. Memes can help you through it all when the going gets tough. We think that's reason enough to take a break from whatever boring work you were doing and browse through these STONKS memes instead!

Calling all future dads! Not planning to have kids ever? That's okay, you can still embody the spirit of a dad without ever having the offspring. These memes will get you started on your dad journey!

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