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Twitter Thread Tells How Tinder Temptress Tricks Dozens Into Her Personal Bootleg “Bachelorette”

One day you're swiping, then the next day you find yourself in someone's personal game show. If you didn't have trust issues before, then go ahead and develop some while reading about this woman's massive and meticulously planned dating stunt.

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17 Bleak Dystopian Memes Because Nothing Really Matters

Freddie Mercury was correct in Bohemian Rhapsody when he said that "nothing really matters," because let's face it, life is meaningless and corporations have completely taken over our lives. So if for some strange reason you're in the mood to be reminded of the dystopian hell we live in, scroll down!

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38 Random Memes To Start Your Day Off With A Bang

Are you bored as heck at work? Would you do absolutely anything to escape the boring reality of your life for just a mere few hours? Don't worry, we're right there with you. All you have to do is scroll down through these memes - but make sure you at least pretend you're working when your boss walks by!

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Sixteen Sassy Work Memes For Those Slowly Going Back To The Office

Some people love working from home, and then there are those of us who despise it. We're just tired of rolling out of bed 10 minutes before work and staring at the same damn wall every single day, okay? Click here if you relate more to customer service work memes!

Funny memes about working | why did choose our company? because are recruiting can bring company new employee Lego doctor | manager is actually nice change, and doesn't ask anything return 836 know this is trap just don't know Leslie Knope Parks and Recreation
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Hilarious Twitter Thread On A Girl's Allergic Reaction To Grass/Wheat

Yeah, she goes from an innocent fivehead to full on Elephant Man status. Twitter user @RhiRob99, went ahead and tweeted out a reminder that it was about this time last year when her friend's head grew to 900x its normal size due to a violent allergic reaction to grass/wheat. They're lucky everything worked out, cause it sounds like they waited a dangerously long amount of time to seek medical attention. 

Twitter thread about girl's allergic reaction to grasswheat
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30 Random Tidbits Meant For Those Lackluster Days

Memes you can share with your friends, your boyfriend, your grandma, your brother, your teacher, your bishop, your rabbi, your imam, the lifeguard at the local swimming pool, your pet budgie, your dog, the resident homeless guy and his monkey on your street corner, etc.

Just a few ideas, really.

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'Zoom Dick' Is Trending On Twitter And The Internet Has Had Enough

Just when you thought this year couldn't get any more unhinged, if you log on to Twitter right now, you'll find that 'Zoom Dick' is one of the top trending topics. And yes, it's pretty much what it sounds like. According to VICE, the New Yorker has suspended CNN reporter Jeffrey Toobin after he whipped it out during a Zoom meeting with his colleagues. Toobin claims the indecent exposure was accidental, believing his camera was off at the time. Yikes. 

Many on Twitter are lamenting the fact that we'll have to add 'Zoom Dick Incident' to the big, fat 2020 history books, while others are embracing the absurd event as a distraction from global pandemic, ceaseless wildfires, and electoral shit-shows. To be honest, we're pretty surprised something like this hasn't already happened at this point. Here's how people on Twitter are reacting to The Great Zoom Dick Incident of 2020.

Funny Tweets, Twitter, Funny Memes, Epic Fail | Trending United States Zoom Dick | Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. illustration
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18 Amusing & Relatable Tweets For Anyone Who Needs A Light Chuckle

Ever find yourself on Twitter trying to sift through annoying political posts when you just want to laugh? The search can be daunting. Instagram account @bipolarexpess420 is here to help by cutting through the bullshit and serving up the witty commentary and relatable tweets that you really want. Here are some of the latest and greatest gems to be featured on the page. Give 'em a follow if you like what you see!

Funny and relatable tweets about money and about being poor, girls at sephora, makeup, flirting, babies and lots of other fun topics that noone asked them to "GO THERE"
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20 Architecture & Design Fails That Are Jam-Packed With Cringe

If you thought your Aunt Dorothy's doll collection, couch covers, and doilies were problematic, you're about to get your mind blown. Copywriter Sarah Schauer opened Twitter's eyes to some of the more horrifying architecture and design choices we've seen in a while. From freakishly carpeted bathrooms to stairs going absolutely nowhere, these pics are sure to leave you with a lot of questions. If you're hungry for more of these cursed images, you can check out the rest of the thread here or check out these appalling and hilarious design fails.

Cringeworthy twitter thread of architecture fails and design fails, carpeted bathrooms, toilets with threatening aura as well as urinals on staircases and inflatable bouncy castles in a cemetery. The gag reflex is real
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The Funniest Theories About Donald Trump's Obsession With Sharks

Just in case you missed it because you were too busy perusing tremendous Trump memes, Donald Trump has a profound fear/hatred of sharks. Naturally, the internet was ready to step up and offer moral support, or just, you know, troll the sh*t out of him. 


Funniest conspiracy theories on Donald Trump's obsession with sharks.
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31 Random Memes For When You Need To Goof Off

Tuesday might be the worst day of the week, but we can finally say that it's over! Now we can celebrate with this humble assortment of webcomics, funny tweets, and dank memes. Huzzah! 

Funny random memes, cat memes, animal memes, webcomics, web comics, love, dating memes, depression, depression memes.
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