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Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked

Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

A creepy Tumblr post about a house guest discovering a hidden staircase | stephrc79 So l'm staying at friend's house Boston And their guest room is door. There are STAIRS closet! Now where do those stairs go may ask?

Tumblr Post: House Guest Discovers Secret Staircase

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Tumblr Post About Playing D&D Against Death Will Make You Smile In Satisfaction

A funny Tumblr thread about fruits being named after colors | weaver-z Follow Ænzo @dolphin_dom Fun fact: blueberries are only fruit named after color rinasawayana dolphin_dom star fruit?

Tumblr Thread On Fruits And Colors Spirals Out Of Control

A funny Tumblr thread about how humans will pack bond with anything | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer

Tumblr Thread: Humans Will Pack Bond With Anything

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A funny Tumblr post about how kids should be able to play with Barbies and toy trucks | fallen-angel-with--shotgun went Renaissance faire dressed as warrior. Thad real sword with too standing character) next sword-fighting ring, where kids all ages got chance pick up sword and challenge champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl girl starts walking towards ring, saying she wants fight. But mom pulled her away hella sharply, and like s boys.

Tumblr Thread: Anyone Can Be A Formidable Foe

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Otherwise a Fairly Accurate Map

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A collection of funny posts about various stomach-turning, cursed food items.

Cursed Food Creations From The Shadow Realm

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28-year-old employee teaches 50-year-old new hire how to use a computer; new hire cries to supervisor when employee doesn't do her job for her: 'The one moment I don’t help her the way she wanted me to, she had a meltdown.'

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16-year-old son finds out the reason for his parents' divorce, leading him to move in with his dad full-time, mom accuses him of ruining the family: ‘You should have minded your own business ’

16-year-old son finds out the reason for his parents' divorce, leading him to move in with his dad full-time, mom accuses him of ruining the family: ‘You should have minded your own business ’

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