IN RUSSIA party comes to you
IN SOVIET RUSSIA waldo finds you
IN SOVIET RUSSIA presents open you
MEANWHILE in soviet russia.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA car pimps you
IN SOVIET RUSSIA horse whispers you!
IDIOT. that's a shoyruken
IN SOVIET RUSSIA seals club you
IN SOVIET RUSSIA bird eats cat
IN SOVIET RUSSIA monkey spanks you
IN SOVIET RUSSIA Games play you.
