Soviet Russia

IN SOVIET RUSSIA car pimps you

IN SOVIET RUSSIA is right to arm bears

IN SOVIET RUSSIA crowd control you!

IN CORPORATE AMERICA banks rob you

IDIOT. that's a shoyruken

IN SOVIET RUSSIA pie chart reads you

IN SOVIET RUSSIA monkey spanks you

IN SOVIET RUSSIA Flag captures you!

IN AMERICA propaganda has it's own bear cavalry.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA they will say this is Brazil

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MILK GOT YOU.

SOVIET RUSSIA 140% CUTNESS

IN SOVIET RUSSIA seals club you