IN SOVIET RUSSIA presents open you
IN SOVIET RUSSIA crowd control you!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA monkey spanks you
IN SOVIET RUSSIA bath takes you
IN SOVIET RUSSIA car pimps you
IN SOVIET RUSSIA apple eats you!
SOVIET RUSSIA f*cking things up since 1923
EAT YOUR BURGER or your burger will eat you!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, fast food rush you!
SOVIET RUSSIA 140% CUTNESS
IN SOVIET RUSSIA Games play you.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA boat ride you
FLORIDA now part of soviet russia
IN SOVIET RUSSIA waldo finds you
