shoes

THE ORIGINAL ROLLERBLADES

PROCRASTURBATE in style

WORDS FAIL So does this guy.

ADIDAS Impossible is nothing

THAT'S NOT ZOIDBERG he has shoes

HEY!!!!! my shoes!

WTF? all I had to do was click my heels three F*CKING TIMES to get home?

I TIES'EM together

SECRET SERVICE AGENTS Come standard with Italian wing-tips, an Uzi and a mustache made out of justice

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN your shoes fuse into your feet