sex

RULE 34 Too F*cking Far..Literally

YEAH i heard his neighbor is a real big asshole

DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX.

PUNCTUATION The difference between "helping your Uncle Jack, off his horse." and "helping your uncle jack off his horse"

WRONG! the event or object must exist

OPPORTUNITY Be ready for it.

CHASTITY BELT Evolved

RULE 36 or rule 46, choose wisely.

DESPERATION This guy has more then his share

LETDOWN When you're hoping for some real sausage, but end up with one little cocktail weenie

SPEED HUMP More dangerous than a quickie

SEEMS LEGIT

EXPERIENCE He does have quite a bit in the pu**y department.

WRESTLING There's always a winner.

4-YEAR-OLDS have sex too