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Every man or woman worth their salt. Amazing to think such a everyday commodity was once a pricey luxury. So whether your salty over your steak or that SO that dumped you on the way side, know you can rub salt in the wounds and make it hit home with these punny and hilarious salt jokes.
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38-year-old daughter refuses to let 65-year-old father move into purpose-built in-law apartment because of childfree stepmom: 'They joked about kids being ungrateful, expensive, needy'
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20-year-old sister agrees to take custody of her 11, 12, and 14-year-old siblings, enrages their dad who's forcing his 2nd wife into the mother role: 'The best place for them is with two parents'
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Single dad berates his 15-year-old son's 17-year-old girlfriend after he finds them together after he forbade them from dating until his son's grades improved: 'If I ever catch you two together again, it won't be pretty for either of you'
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'The kind of guy who emails you at 2 AM and follows up at 2:05 AM': Employee quits in the middle of the workday after terrible boss questions his 'commitment to the company' after leaving on-time
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Family with 2-year-old pays for Disneyland holiday for in-laws with 3 teenage kids, they complain when they have to stay in the smaller camper van: 'This isn't big enough'
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