rules

STEP 1: Cut a hole in the box.

BEAVER RULES it sure does

I'm not going to play

WHAT!! At Least I'm Sober

RULES always have exceptions, even the rules of physics

NEW AIRLINE RULES Only 1 piece of carry-on allowed

JAPAN Killing kitten with a soda can makes me sad tree.

FOLLOWING THE LAW ...Sometimes, that involves some creativity.

RULES FOR A GUNFIGHT 1. bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. bring all of your friends who have guns.

RULES not always a bad thing

RELIGION Treat it like your penis. Dont show it off in public and don't shove it down your children's throat.

ADVERTISING Breaking rules 1 and 2 of Fight Club

12 1/2 MILES AN HOUR Because, really, sometimes reasonable speed limits are unacceptable.

ACID rub until left hand disappears