rules

ACID rub until left hand disappears

LIKE A BOSS That's why I am on top.

SO.... Off-leash iguanas are fine then?

BOATING Make sure you have a floatation device

JAPAN Killing kitten with a soda can makes me sad tree.

...BUT PHYSICS RULES!

CHASTITY Not only for women

IN CASE OF FIRE Use nearest exit.

NORWEGIAN ROAD PATROL In Norway you don't exceed the speed limit. Ever.

INSTRUCTIONS ALWAYS read them

ONLY IN JAPAN can eyebrows violate school regulation

DO NOT RIDE TRICERATOPS all other dinosaurs fair game.