rules

IN CASE OF FIRE Use nearest exit.

U-TURN Told you not to...

ACID rub until left hand disappears

PUNCHING BABIES It's totally ok if they start the fight.

MINIMUM

DO NOT RIDE TRICERATOPS all other dinosaurs fair game.

FOLLOWING THE LAW ...Sometimes, that involves some creativity.

BATMAN NEVER USES GUNS But he is not above using a battleaxe

NORWEGIAN ROAD PATROL In Norway you don't exceed the speed limit. Ever.

SO.... Off-leash iguanas are fine then?

KEEP ARMS & LEGS INSIDE THE WAGON... ...and hold on tight to your nuts.

NEW AIRLINE RULES Only 1 piece of carry-on allowed