CAUGHT IN THE ACT when your humans discover what you do when they're gone
IT'S A TEST to see if they can actually read it.
TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT It works
BECAUSE I already fapped
WAIT and your pear is only $0.45 LB? lets pull over.
READING The unintended consequences
INSTRUCTIONS ALWAYS read them
I SAID stfu
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE she's reading.
OBAMA why am I reading this crap?
THE REAL LORD OF THE RINGS
