reading

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE she's reading.

TK421 Not at his post

YOU MADE IT FARTHER than I did

WHAT would you prefer that I go eat your shoes?

GSUS The holiest chord

READING only one of them knows how

BOOKS get your ass to the library, dumbass, unless you want to be outsmarted by a cat

READING The unintended consequences

CAUGHT IN THE ACT when your humans discover what you do when they're gone

IT'S A TEST to see if they can actually read it.

WAIT and your pear is only $0.45 LB? lets pull over.

SECONDED The Art of War is only about 100 pages long.

BECAUSE I already fapped