reading

YOU MADE IT FARTHER than I did

I SAID stfu

SECONDED The Art of War is only about 100 pages long.

STOP READING Quagmire's Diary

IT'S A TEST to see if they can actually read it.

READING an important part of growing up

OBAMA why am I reading this crap?

NOW PLEASE go the f**k to sleep

BOOKS get your ass to the library, dumbass, unless you want to be outsmarted by a cat