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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 27, 2025)
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Hiring manager calls night-shift worker in the middle of sleeping at 12pm: 'I know they’re going to show me the same job vacancy I didn’t accept before because of too low wage'
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After giving 2-weeks notice, boss demands employee tell them where they're going: 'She's asking to try and blacklist you at the new company'
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Teenager lashes out after parent accidentally wakes him up an hour early after daylight saving time change: ‘He got upset and told me that I'm just making up excuses’
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Boyfriend surprises picky-eater girlfriend with her favorite birthday breakfast, but when she discovers he used 2% milk in the eggs, she refuses to eat it, later insulting his cooking in front of her parents: 'We barely spoke the rest of the night'
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