EVER BEEN SO MAD you took a dump on a police car?
DON'T RUN FROM THE POLICE you'll only end up going to jail tired
PLAYING A JUSTIN BIEBER SONG police's new way of punishment
STUDENTS Silly, Silly, Student
STORM TROOPERS More effective than police officers.
COPS Always playin' it cool.
LINDSAY LOHAN'S FIRST DUI Precious Memories
MIDDLE AGE when you are warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a policeman
POLICE they want you to come out with your pants down...
TEABAGGING try to take it with a positive attitude
AND THE DARWIN-AWARD GOES TO...
