police

SPORTSMANSHIP you're doing it wrong.

AND THE DARWIN-AWARD GOES TO...

SEEMS LEGIT

ATTITUDE time to make an adjustment

OF COURSE ITS NOT those doughnuts would be gone by now if it was legit

WHAT WE HAVE HERE is a breakdown of communication.

TASER I prefer to think of it as, "helping someone express themselves creatively through modern electric interpretive dance."

MEANWHILE in Canada

THE OLICE special unit for P-thieves

MACE in your face.

SEEMS LEGIT

NOT TO WORRY the police will be all over that one