DAMN 5.0 always messin' with a brother
TIME heals all wounds, but usually leaves a pretty big scar
TASER I prefer to think of it as, "helping someone express themselves creatively through modern electric interpretive dance."
SPORTSMANSHIP you're doing it wrong.
SEEMS LEGIT
DON'T RUN FROM THE POLICE you'll only end up going to jail tired
NINJAS They are the best parents in the world.
EVER BEEN SO MAD you took a dump on a police car?
X26 TASER It's like a time out for adults.
MACE in your face.
