THE PERSON WHO CALLED 911 was clearly wasting valuable police resources
SCREW YOU GUYS I'm going home...
ALCOHOL ABUSE a beer should never be dropped
WHERE does mommy grow her special garden?
LIBRARY POLICE just tell us where you hid the copy of "War and Peace" and this will be all over.
STUDENTS Silly, Silly, Student
MEANWHILE in Canada
NO EMERGENCY? donut shop closes at 5!
LIKE A BOSS!
THE DUCKFACE POLICE they're finally starting to make an impact
'THAT' STREET Even the cops aren't safe
