pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

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SO...

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SO... what's your sign? do you come here often? the band's loud tonight, huh?

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MY QUESTION IS...

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MY QUESTION IS... Why is this written on your back?

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PICK-UP LINES

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PICK-UP LINES some are better than others

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