pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

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Cringey Messages & Pathetic Pick Up Lines From Desperate Softbois

What is a softboi ? If you've ever received a flirty unsolicited message from someone who speaks in platitudes, drops backhanded compliments that simultaneously flatter and insult, or talks at length about how "different" they are, then you likely already know. Thanks to @beam_me_up_softboi 's archive of weird DMs from pick-up artists, sapiosexuals, and self-proclaimed ' nice guys ,' we've amassed a very cringe compilation of receipts that prove how low softbois can go.
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Incredulous People Share the Dumbest Ways They Managed to Get Laid

Sometimes you get lucky when you least expect it.
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The Classic 'Did It Hurt' Pick Up Line Is Getting Rudely Remixed on Twitter

It hurts.
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Funny and flirty memes for that special someone, pick-up lines.

10 Flirty Memes You Should Send To That Special Someone

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A Real Wild Ride

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The D in ME

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Voldemort Knows How to Get the Ladies

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A Pick-Up Artist Gets Knocked Down by His Hot "Target"

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Sometimes You Just Got to Get Away

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Put Down Lines

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