pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

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10 Flirty Memes You Should Send To That Special Someone

Memes are the easiest "just because" gift.

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A Real Keeper Would Have Loved That Line

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A Real Wild Ride

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Harry Potter and the Sick Burn

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The Older You Get, the More Realistic Your Pickup Lines Become

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The D in ME

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Every Night in the Club is Like the Game of Thrones

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Voldemort Knows How to Get the Ladies

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A Pick-Up Artist Gets Knocked Down by His Hot "Target"

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Sometimes You Just Got to Get Away

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#governmentshutdownpickuplines

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Exterminate My Ovaries

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Whisk Yourself Away Into the Faniverse!

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Put Down Lines

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