pick-up lines
Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?
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40-year-old allows 35-year-old sister to pay her mortgage and avoid foreclosure, refuses to attend youngest sibling's baby shower at her house 6 months later: 'She couldn't imagine being in Sally's home after what she did to her'
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Brother-in-law camps out in bathroom for hours while staying at his sister-in-law's 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom house: 'I told him I really had to go. It took him an hour to get out.'
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27-year-old criticized by a jealous mom after saving $1000s to go on a European trip, then she gets guilt-tripped into babysitting for free so the mom can have a ‘real vacation’: ‘You already got your break’
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Dad buys 17-year-old daughter a new car, mom demands she use it to give half-siblings rides and help around the house, daughter refuses: ‘I don’t like any of them’
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BBQ hosts surprise guests with yard work, bad mouth step daughter's ex-husband for ditching the party: '[They] are now calling me names on social media and stating that I’m scared of hard work'
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