physics

RESISTANCE it's futile

NEITHER because balance can be put off by a single pound and the picture would still look like this. Duh.

THE AVERAGE PERSON is not smart enough to know the punchline is at the bottom of the picture

PHYSICS this girl does not need it

THE LAWS OF PHYSICS are in the corner weeping

LAW OF GRAVITY? what law of gravity?

ITALY'S LOVE OF PASTA it can defy the laws of physics

PHYSICS it makes no sense

GOOD POINT too bad you can't spell "theoretical"

PHYSICS according to your average film producer

YOU MEAN The face/time continuum

PHYSICS I broke them again