penis

LETDOWN When you're hoping for some real sausage, but end up with one little cocktail weenie

CAMP Always more fun without the p-nus rash

YOUR PENIS You want it back

MEANWHILE AT THE VIAGRA LABORATORY

SOMETIMES "Pika Pikachu," is better left untranslated.

THE MOST POPULAR TOY in Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement.

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RELIGION Treat it like your penis. Dont show it off in public and don't shove it down your children's throat.

EVER BEEN SO MAD... ...you inserted a screwdriver in your penis?

HONEY I baked you a cake.

PROPAGANDA ignoring since 1933

SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S c*ck eyed