penis

THANK GOD I'm not that statue

CAMP Always more fun without the p-nus rash

BREAST ENHANCEMENT COOKIES Now if they'll just invent penis enlargement beer, we'll be set!

MEN'S HEALTH ISSUES Finally, we're getting some medical attention

SOMETIMES "Pika Pikachu," is better left untranslated.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA penis laugh at you

SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S c*ck eyed

LOOK AGAIN... and get your mind out of the gutter.

EVER BEEN SO MAD... ...you inserted a screwdriver in your penis?

LETDOWN When you're hoping for some real sausage, but end up with one little cocktail weenie

BICYCLE SEAT choose one more carefully than she did

RELIGION Treat it like your penis. Dont show it off in public and don't shove it down your children's throat.

PERSEVERANCE Wanking off like there is no tomorrow!