penis

PENIS now on the black market

PERSEVERANCE Wanking off like there is no tomorrow!

SNIFFYLIS Pinnocchio has it

WELL LADIES It' ain't gonna suck itself

THE INTERNET it's a dangerous place.

THANK GOD I'm not that statue

CAMP Always more fun without the p-nus rash

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QUAGMIRE Known in every universe.

BICYCLE SEAT choose one more carefully than she did

LOOK AGAIN... and get your mind out of the gutter.

RELIGION Treat it like your penis. Dont show it off in public and don't shove it down your children's throat.

BREAST ENHANCEMENT COOKIES Now if they'll just invent penis enlargement beer, we'll be set!