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HONEY I baked you a cake.

SERIOUSLY I do not have a penis, I just like pants

THE MOST POPULAR TOY in Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement.

BREAST ENHANCEMENT COOKIES Now if they'll just invent penis enlargement beer, we'll be set!

WAR yours may be bigger, but mine shoots missiles.

QUAGMIRE Known in every universe.

LETDOWN When you're hoping for some real sausage, but end up with one little cocktail weenie

SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S c*ck eyed

BICYCLE SEAT choose one more carefully than she did

EVER BEEN SO MAD... ...you inserted a screwdriver in your penis?

IN SOVIET RUSSIA penis laugh at you

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MEN'S HEALTH ISSUES Finally, we're getting some medical attention

PERSEVERANCE Wanking off like there is no tomorrow!