Via @memebase
So simple, yet so mystifying.
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Twitter's new favorite thing is actually more of a vibe. Users have been tweeting nonstop about "Big Dick Energy" - a new slang term that's meant to convey a humble, understated form of confidence. Y'know, the kind of confidence that comes from being, well, well-endowed.
The phrase took off following the death of Anthony Bourdain when @imbogswaget tweeted that the late chef had Big Dick Energy - and that he would have wanted us to talk about it. Weeks later, pop star Ariana Grande insinuated on Twitter that her fiance, SNL's Pete Davidson, is gifted in the phallus department. Twitter user @babyvietcong attributed their whirlwind romance to the comic's "Big Dick Energy" - and the term blew up from there.
Ah, to be blessed with a penis. While male privilege is definitely a thing, being a man (physically) does have its downsides. One curious Reddit user decided to ask men to share the worst part of wielding a phallus - and the results are full of laughs, cringes, and even some seriously wholesome content.
Via Travorisnobody
Good luck trying to cut it down without making a scene that all your male neighbors will cringe just thinking about. ouch
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Sofian Khan, professional dick photographer, is here to help you out. Check out a 'dickumentory' trailer that Khan is in below.
The Dickumentary from Capital K Pictures on Vimeo.
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