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Hey wanna join the Pen-15 club? Now that we've got that schoolyard shenanigans (penis) out of the way, if you're looking to laugh at everything and anything phallic or having to do with it, don't go anywhere.

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Vornado's 'Penn15' Tower Brings Out Twitter's Inner 12 Year Old

Good news for immature people: A new iteration of New York City's Hotel Pennsylvania redevelopment has once again brought attention to the skyscraper's exceedingly ridiculous name. the proposed skyscraper's name, Penn15, was announced this time last year.  But the moniker, which hearkens back to middle school penis humor, is just now receiving a lot of mischievous attention after an incredulous tweet from Noah Hurowitz went viral. 

Most of the social media response comes from people who were definitely in the "Pen15 club." And they can't believe that Vornado Realty Trust's marketing team - or the architects - would be so daft to name the phallic tower after, well, a phallus. For all we know this is all an elaborate marketing scheme to draw attention the the behemoth. But we're still enjoying the laughs.

Funny twitter meme / tweets about Vornado Real Estate Trust naming their Hotel Pennsylvania redevelopment Penn15, pen15 club, penis | Noah Hurowitz O @NoahHurowitz sorry named phallic monument excess inlinc Vornado's 'Penn15' Redevelopment Hotel Pennsylvania Once Again Re-Imagined Ne newyorkyimby.com | Toss Coin Witcher @favabean05 Please god don't name this Penn15 my 14 year old sense humor can't handle Hannah @h_thoreson 10h This is cool design building but hope they can come up with better
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Forty Dumb Memes To Help You Hate Life Less

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Funny random memes | BREAKING NEWS Aquaman found dead. khal drogo with a beer pack ring around his neck. Just wrapped my moms Christmas present, it's a vacuum l should have left it in the box.
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'Big Dick Energy' Is The Internet's New Favorite Slang Term

Twitter's new favorite thing is actually more of a vibe. Users have been tweeting nonstop about "Big Dick Energy" - a new slang term that's meant to convey a humble, understated form of confidence. Y'know, the kind of confidence that comes from being, well, well-endowed. 

The phrase took off following the death of Anthony Bourdain when @imbogswaget tweeted that the late chef had Big Dick Energy - and that he would have wanted us to talk about it. Weeks later, pop star Ariana Grande insinuated on Twitter that her fiance, SNL's Pete Davidson, is gifted in the phallus department. Twitter user @babyvietcong attributed their whirlwind romance to the comic's "Big Dick Energy" - and the term blew up from there. 

Funny tweets about big dick energy. rihanna. pete davidson. ariana grande. chris evans.
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16 Dudes Share The Hilarious And Brutal Struggles Of Having A Penis

Ah, to be blessed with a penis. While male privilege is definitely a thing, being a man (physically) does have its downsides. One curious Reddit user decided to ask men to share the worst part of wielding a phallus - and the results are full of laughs, cringes, and even some seriously wholesome content.  

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funny win image landscaper gets revenge for unpaid bill with perfectly symbolic bush
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Good luck trying to cut it down without making a scene that all your male neighbors will cringe just thinking about. ouch

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Sofian Khan, professional dick photographer, is here to help you out. Check out a 'dickumentory' trailer that Khan is in below.

The Dickumentary from Capital K Pictures on Vimeo.