ouch

IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS the concrete will be making fun of you.

IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT FIRST.

LE BROTHERZONE much, much, worse than the friend-zone

SORE THROATit could be a shaft infection

IF ALL ELSE FAILS... Break their necks.

NOW THAT is a tiny d*ck

A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSS but it does gather plenty of blood

BORKED When you break s**t so bad, you break the words to describe it too.

FACEPLANT she's about to do it right

WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM

GRAVITY IS MAKING FUN OF YOU

RELAX it's just a scar

I LIKE THIS FLOOR It tastes of FAIL