ouch

FIRE ESCAPES because if the fire doesn't kill you, the fall will

EXERCISE see what happens when you leave your computer

QUICK!!! THROW ME A CALCULATOR!!

BAD NEWS it seems you have a terminal case of stupid, unfortunately there is no cure.

PERSEVERANCE not knowing when to stop

I SAID NOOOOOOOOO

TANNING you are doing it wrong

INJURY Isn't it hilarious?

MISSISSIPPI QUEEN TACO not even once

DAT AZZ!

IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT FIRST.

ENDOSCOPY you're doing it right

BRAZILIAN if she didn't have it before, she will now!

BALLS you're hitting the wrong ones