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INJURY Isn't it hilarious?

NO. this is how you play qwop

DAT AZZ!

IT'S A TRAP!

THROWING KNIVES you're doing it wrong.

MOTORBIKING you're doing it wrong.

HELMETS they can't save you man if you don't wear them.

BORKED When you break s**t so bad, you break the words to describe it too.

EXERCISE see what happens when you leave your computer

PERFECT HEADSHOT when you're punched so hard it rearranges your ears.

SCISSORS don't run with them

EVERYTIME!

BE CAREFUL There's some gravity right there.