ouch

YOUR HAND ON QWOP

PRAYING It ain't gonna save your nuts dude.

BALLS you're hitting the wrong ones

RULE 34 no exceptions

I SAID NOOOOOOOOO

SORRY, WRONG PERSON Do you want me to get you a band-aid?

LANDING it's an art too, you know?

LE BROTHERZONE much, much, worse than the friend-zone

NAILED IT

SOVIET RUSSIA f*cking things up since 1923

SADLY, this is still better than twilight.

BRAZILIAN if she didn't have it before, she will now!

SEX off the table in 3, 2...