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THIS gave me the weirdest woody right now

FACEPLANT you're doing it right

TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE Now qualified to be a Skyrim guard

EMO PIG The other white meat.

WHEN YOU FAIL SO BAD, the universe decides to murder you.

FIRE ESCAPES because if the fire doesn't kill you, the fall will

BRAZILIAN if she didn't have it before, she will now!

KRAV MAGA the art of making your wrist sound like a cement mixer

YOU JUST GOT OWNED by the world's smallest man

PERFECT HEADSHOT when you're punched so hard it rearranges your ears.

ZIPPERS still used in the 23rd century and still just ad dangerous

I SAID NOOOOOOOOO