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TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE Now qualified to be a Skyrim guard

EXERCISE see what happens when you leave your computer

BALLS you're hitting the wrong ones

GRAVITY IS MAKING FUN OF YOU

THROWING KNIVES you're doing it wrong.

PRAYING It ain't gonna save your nuts dude.

SORRY, WRONG PERSON Do you want me to get you a band-aid?

PERSEVERANCE not knowing when to stop

HELMETS they can't save you man if you don't wear them.

EMO PIG The other white meat.

IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT FIRST.

WELL this sucks

FIRE ESCAPES because if the fire doesn't kill you, the fall will