MEANWHILE in Sweden
PLANKING you are doing it wrong
DISNEY Teaching kids that life sucks in five minutes or less.
MY BEST GUESS is that he's VERY wealthy
KE$HA attracted to old, strung-out rock stars.
WHAT OTHER MOTIVES would anyone have for that job?
HOMOSEXUALITY don't worry, it's just a phase he's going through.
CLIFF he's dangerous
BALDNESS can be successfully concealed
QUIET DUDE! I got this!
CAN I DRINK A LOT OF VODKA? are you kidding? they gave me a medal!
LIFE IS SAD because demotivational posters aren't even demotivating
SOON......
