old guy

SLOW AND SERIOUS the politically correct version of fast and furious.

BOTTLE PLANKING you're doing it right

WHAT OTHER MOTIVES would anyone have for that job?

MEANWHILE in japan

QUIET DUDE! I got this!

FORGIVENESS Those kids are on my lawn again.

GOING TO THERAPY all of these girls are one day

WAL-MART they are rolling back the prices

LIFE IS SAD because demotivational posters aren't even demotivating

SOON......

NECROPHILIA it strikes when you least expect it

BACON, MY PRECIOUS