no

RULE 34 No excep- OH GOD DAMN IT!

DOUCHES in 3D

NO

UH, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO...

TACO BELL never again

OHHH HEAVEN is a place on Earth

LOL, NO those are hats

I SAID NOOOOOOOOO

SAY MAYBE TO DRUGGED TACOS after all, everything in moderation.

NO I'm pretty sure they're lobsters.

BLUE WAFFLES... no thanks... I don't think I'll be using that

WAIT... you actually want him under your bed?

STEP 3 make her open the box

UMMM wrong turn at albuquerque?

THAT IMAGE would seem to suggest no