STEP 3 make her open the box
NO... this is Edward Cullen's bathroom
TACO BELL never again
UMMM wrong turn at albuquerque?
SAY MAYBE TO DRUGGED TACOS after all, everything in moderation.
WAIT... you actually want him under your bed?
NO ASSHATTERY
THAT IMAGE would seem to suggest no
NOOOOOOO!!! This is so sad.
NO. no it's not
OHHH HEAVEN is a place on Earth
NO
NO dear god...NOOOOOO!!!