no

STEP 3 make her open the box

NO... this is Edward Cullen's bathroom

TACO BELL never again

UMMM wrong turn at albuquerque?

SAY MAYBE TO DRUGGED TACOS after all, everything in moderation.

WAIT... you actually want him under your bed?

NO ASSHATTERY

THAT IMAGE would seem to suggest no

NOOOOOOO!!! This is so sad.

NO. no it's not

OHHH HEAVEN is a place on Earth

NO

NO dear god...NOOOOOO!!!