milk

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MILK GOT YOU.

YOU SIR are a lightweight

ALCOHOL WON'T SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS but then, neither will milk

GET BUSY that glass isn't going to fill itself

MILKSHAKES there goes my childhood

THE ONLY RESPONSE to international milk company gangsters

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I swear

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD You threw milk at the police directly from the cow.

MILK IN A BOX? who needs it?

ADVERTISING their product will keep you coming and coming and coming back for more.

SEEMS LEGIT

KIND OF HOT... or is it just me?

SOUNDS GOOD until they start bombing you with cows