military

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

CONGA LINES not to be confused with Congo Lines, which are somehow vastly different-like

HER HUSBAND I'm so glad that I'm not him.

RECRUITMENT where can I sign up?

WHY IN THE WORLD did I come to this party

I SHALL NAME YOU Peppy

FAPPING they have rooms for it

AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN When you think it's time they meet their maker,

FUTURAMA he watches it

DISTRACTION the oldest military tactic

PURPOSE THEY DID IT ON.

INVASION Who ever tries to invade the USA will need obesity penetrating rounds.