military

RULES FOR A GUNFIGHT 1. bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. bring all of your friends who have guns.

LOOKING BADASS IN YOUR PICTURES More important than innocent civilains

AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN When you think it's time they meet their maker,

IF YOU HEARD MY SHOT I missed...

THREE LAWS proudly violated daily

RECRUITMENT where can I sign up?

INVASION Who ever tries to invade the USA will need obesity penetrating rounds.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

CONGA LINES not to be confused with Congo Lines, which are somehow vastly different-like

I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS There they are'a standing in a row.

LOOKING THROUGH BINOCULARS you're doing it wrong

I SHALL NAME YOU Peppy