marriage

TEST DRIVE you wouldn't buy a car without oned

I'M SORRY TO HEAR... about your lifelong commitment

MARRIAGE...

it's a trap!

DEFEND AMERICA support traditional marriage

HELL NO! I don't even like iPods

MARRIAGE I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening

MARRIED FOR ONLY A FEW HOURS and they already are bored by sex

MARRIAGE some don't last long

MARRIAGE the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

MARRIAGE "honey! can i talk to you?"

SAME SEX MARRIAGE Wait. Why are we against this?

IT'S A TRAP