WELL HONEY maybe it wouldn't have happened if you didn't park in my spot
MARRIED FOR ONLY A FEW HOURS and they already are bored by sex
BIMBOS and violent chauvinists, go together like marriage and children.
THIS OWL Wants a divorce.
THE VATICAN TAKES A TOUGHER STANCE ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE.
SOULBOUND because they're no turning back.
THEY FORGOT to connect marriage and death
MARRIAGE...
it's a trap!
THIS will blow up in your face
GAY MARRIAGE socially acceptable since 1940
HELL NO! I don't even like iPods
