mario

THE CAKE is a lie

KIDS THESE DAYS I would've been lucky to get a fruit rollup for lunch

YOU'LL NEVER BE AS RAD as these guys

WELL if peach and zelda aren't putting out

THE NEXT MARIO GAME is going to be so cool

STILL dies when touching a damn turtle

MARIO he is our god

FAILBLOG apparently is too ignorant to know that Tanukis are only show as not having huge testicles in mario games

MEANWHILE in Chile

PAYBACK it's a beautiful thing