mario

MEANWHILE in Chile

OR you were the lonely child playing two player mode for companionship

YOU'LL NEVER BE AS RAD as these guys

FOR PRINCESS PEACH why do you think they chose that color for "plumbing?"

WHY... are mario and link newd?

THAT is luigi you idiot

IT'S A ME Helen Keller

DAMM IT MARIO

PRINCESS PEACH not quite what mario was expecting

OLD PEOPLE we remember there was no super bounce in world 1-1

MARIO'S SECOND JOB being a plumber just wasn't enough to pay the bills

Painting by: Prota J

One Question: Where the Hell is Yoshi?

MARIO he is our god

FAILBLOG apparently is too ignorant to know that Tanukis are only show as not having huge testicles in mario games