lion

TOE HOLDS highly effective against most predetors.

KING OF THE JUNGLE it's good to be king

THAT'S WHY he is king of the savannah

SATISFIED LION he has nailed all his hos, eaten all the zebras and p*ssed on everything else.

QUICK!!! THROW ME A CALCULATOR!!

HONEY IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK we're just friends

STILL a better love story than twilight

PHOTOSHOP anything is posisble if you have a computer.

SADLY, lions aren't ticklish, and Tom was devoured immediately.