lies

SEX, LIES AND CHOCOLATE CAKE

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK: ... an' you would kill him if you did!

TOUCHING A BOOB is not a fail.

FML

SEEMS LEGIT

PRIORITIES in science

LIES the art graduate would be photographing the bag in the street

LIES! the cookies don't exist!

FALSE HOPE No amount of scrubbing will get the whore out of you.

CURBS they are dangerous

LIES hillbillies can't read.

LIES AND BLASPHEMY you know nothing of truth