lies

LIES the art graduate would be photographing the bag in the street

LIBYA about the least green country in the world

FAKE SPEAKER STACKS when people want illusion, they get illusion

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK: ... an' you would kill him if you did!

LIES hillbillies can't read.

CURBS they are dangerous

PRIORITIES in science

DAMN YOU THERMODYNAMICS Always ruining everything

GUITAR HERO SOLOS This is how they make them

FML

THE SWIMMING POO It lies.

LIES! the cookies don't exist!