lies

GUITAR HERO SOLOS This is how they make them

KIDS A good way to deter telemarketers and bill collectors.

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK: ... an' you would kill him if you did!

ADVERTISING Sure, all men look like this when lounging about the house.

LIES! the cookies don't exist!

FALSE HOPE No amount of scrubbing will get the whore out of you.

PRIORITIES in science

CURBS they are dangerous

HERPES it kills quickly

DAMN YOU THERMODYNAMICS Always ruining everything

TOUCHING A BOOB is not a fail.