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YOU MIGHT HAVE ADHD

SODA HOLDER you're doing it right

WHY, YES. Yes, I have seen your...phone.

JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE REAL doesn't mean you have to touch them.

THEY'RE REAL AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR

"BUT GRANDMOTHER! WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE!"

GLASSES do not equal "nerd."

SOON....

PHOTOSHOP for those that can't get a real girlfriend

BREAST PUMPS a perfect example of when to use one

FAIL that's jennifer

COSPLAY CLEAVAGE what else do you go to cons for?

BEWBIES made for pokin

I NOTICE ONLY ONE PAIR and they are not glasses

DUCT TAPE an important part of looking your best