lady bags

YOU MIGHT HAVE ADHD

BALCONIES don't you just love 'em

AIRPORT SECURITY now has a self service section

SWEET! is fresh corn in season already?

WHAT GLASSES

OH MY GOD YEAH! is that a backstage pass?

RECEIPT something tells me you're going to need one

NUT busted

IF IT ISN'T HER BEWBS, I probably don't care

HAVE YOU NOTICED she has three pair of glasses

YOUR POINT OF VIEW it changes everything

COSPLAY CLEAVAGE what else do you go to cons for?

USE YOUR BEWBS use them

I'LL GRAB YOUR TITS

WHY, YES. Yes, I have seen your...phone.

HER EYES I WAS looking at them