lady bags

BEWBS view with caution

PHOTOSHOP for those that can't get a real girlfriend

WHAT GLASSES

G ( . Y . ) GLE

FAIL that's jennifer

BLANCHE the early years

THE PRIZE keep your eyes on 'em!

DAMN! her room's a mess

YOU MIGHT HAVE ADHD

WHY, YES. Yes, I have seen your...phone.

GREAT MINDS think alike

RECEIPT something tells me you're going to need one

MOTORBOAT why yes I see four possibilities

The World

I'M SORRY I can't hear you over Christina Hendricks' rack.

NUT busted