knife

WELL There's your problem.

YOUR FIRST MISTAKE was choosing white zinfandel

MEANWHILE Just a normal Saturday night in the Ukraine

TELL ME SIR where is the pain located

THE TIME IS NIGH for the grand unification of Cutlery!

CLOSE COMBAT you're doing it wrong

INSTANT KARMA Improving the gene pool, one moron at a time.

SEXUAL TENSION so thick, you can cut it with a knife

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD you threatened a knife with another knife?

THIS GUY he probably did it... let's start here.

NUKE'M TIL THEY GLOW!! I guess you can keep the knife

DEFIBRILLATORS because knives are too mainstream

MADE IN CHINA