SEXUAL TENSION so thick, you can cut it with a knife
MORNING FAIL even god hates your lazy ass
WELL There's your problem.
BRINGING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT
BULLETS where do they go?
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK if this looks fun to you
YOUR FIRST MISTAKE was choosing white zinfandel
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD you threatened a knife with another knife?
THE TIME IS NIGH for the grand unification of Cutlery!
THIS GUY he probably did it... let's start here.
KNUCKLE-DUSTER PISTOL KNIFE the most useless weapon of all
TERMINATOR the early years
