jesus

BLASPHEMY a ticket to hell has never been funnier

oh thank Allah

DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE No one saw you hit him.

LENIN, MICKEY & JESUS UNITED IN BRASS your argument is invalid

WHAT KIND OF A NAME Is Phoebe Cho?

SIR, DON'T DO THAT. You are not jesus,

JOHN LENNON still more popular than Jesus

JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS but he can still beat you in goldeneye

WHAT?! but, I already bought tickets.

JESUS TURNED WATER TO WINE but I turned my entire student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus

AWESOMENESS You might be awesome, but you're not Jesus high-fiving Freakazoid on an escalator awesome.

NAILS DONT KILL PEOPLE Romans do