By Unknown
SIR, DON'T DO THAT. You are not jesus,
JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS but he can still beat you in goldeneye
JESUS TURNED WATER TO WINE but I turned my entire student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus
AWESOMENESS You might be awesome, but you're not Jesus high-fiving Freakazoid on an escalator awesome.
NAILS DONT KILL PEOPLE Romans do