jersey shore

EIGHT PEOPLE half a brain

KHAL DROGO next season on jersey shore

THEIR PARENTS Jerry Springer's first guests

WHAT!!! you mean TV is fake? All those scenes on Star Trek, Stargate, and Jersey Shore ain't real?!?!

17 DOLLARS Wait, what are we talking about?

ABORTION Maybe not such a bad idea

IT'S A JERSEY THING

SECRETLY propaganda by New York's beaches.

SUICIDE Also a great idea...

WELL DAMN we need to stop it in the present, before it's too late

THE SITUATION if you thought this was funny...go shoot yourself

JERSEY SHORE The early years.