jersey shore

YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD I do not think it means what you think it means

THEIR PARENTS Jerry Springer's first guests

EIGHT PEOPLE half a brain

WHITE TRASH Now comes in orange.

WHAT!!! you mean TV is fake? All those scenes on Star Trek, Stargate, and Jersey Shore ain't real?!?!

EITHER SNOOKI LIVES HERE or someone lost a terrible bet

GENE POOL shallow end.

THE PLAGUE 2010

YOU MISSPELLED SNOOKI you, my friend, are a true human.

JERSEY SHORE - 1955

JERSEY SHORE had a screening process

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT when you realize beavis and butthead are smarter than the entire cast of the jersey shore.

ABORTION Maybe not such a bad idea

DIGNITY Priceless.