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DANCING leads to premarital sex, drinking, smoking, and driving foreign cars. SIGN ME UP!

I'M A REBEL

JON he's a keeper

HE is why we can't have nice things.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT before you get your a$$ beat

COMPUTERS Some are just stubborn like that.

NEW AIRLINE RULES Only 1 piece of carry-on allowed

STARFISH it's like giving your best friend the finger, five times at once.

BEING A REBEL requirements: break-up with cheating bf, write a song about it, make millions (way to take down the system!)

THAT is a typewriter.

FOR SALE new condition, never been read