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BEING A REBEL requirements: break-up with cheating bf, write a song about it, make millions (way to take down the system!)

THIS GUY deserves a medal

I'M A REBEL

ROBBING THE JAPANESE step 1: tear through paper windows

STARFISH it's like giving your best friend the finger, five times at once.

NEW AIRLINE RULES Only 1 piece of carry-on allowed

FESTIVALMAN drinks all your beer, and leaves your a tent that's been peed in.

SWINE FLU you little bastard, you've killed us all.

DANCING leads to premarital sex, drinking, smoking, and driving foreign cars. SIGN ME UP!

YOUR KID can be a giant a$$ hole too.