jerk

NO ONE LIKES IT when you act like a dick

FESTIVALMAN drinks all your beer, and leaves your a tent that's been peed in.

BUGGER OFF, YOU JERK! this booze is mine!

DAMN why are only the white parts in the middle. Why can't the black parts be in the middle too?

COMPUTERS Some are just stubborn like that.

YOUR KID can be a giant a$$ hole too.

MANNERS he said thanks so it still counts

THAT is a typewriter.

STARFISH it's like giving your best friend the finger, five times at once.

DANCING leads to premarital sex, drinking, smoking, and driving foreign cars. SIGN ME UP!

I'M A REBEL

ROBBING THE JAPANESE step 1: tear through paper windows

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD kind of a b*tch

NEW AIRLINE RULES Only 1 piece of carry-on allowed