HONESTLY who throws cheese

SO SORRY TO HEAR your mom was Po the Teletubbies

BUT she won't "make" love to geeks

2

giving your ex-girlfriend a gun

ORIGINALITY it has been lost

CAMP MORNING WOOD where you rise at dawn, pitch a tent and conteplate what to do with yourself

DAMMIT JOSH!

I MUST GO, my planet needs me

WORLD RECORDS I think you've got the wrong address

BREAKING NEWS not what it used to be.

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN just give me another shot

THIS WILL TEACH HER to not leave me in the car

OH MY GOD YEAH! is that a backstage pass?

ATTENTION VEGANS Plants are alive too!!!

MEDIA COVERAGE literally