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YOGA PANTS they're not for everyone

HELP ME I am both frightened and turned on

CLINT EASTWOOD because god wants chuck norris to have nightmares

FRENCH AIRPORT ya rly

AMERICA it is made of delicious red meat

WHEN DID THE EMPIRE start using uzis?

SYMBOLISM what does it mean?

SEEMS LEGIT

THAT'S RACIST

MASTER ROSHI must "test" your new girlfriend first to gain his approval

OPPORTUNITIES jump on them when you have the chance

WORKING AT THE OFFICE like a boss

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

IN THE EARLY DAYS OF LAS VEGAS street prostitutes weren't well versed on the nuts & bolts of the buisness

B*tch Please!

SHAVING lvl: Asian