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BJ SERVICES a recession-proof industry

"COVER ME, PORKINS!" "uhh, I got a problem here."

BACK IN HIS HOME COUNTRY it only cost him 12 dollars to fire his weapon for 400,000 seconds

MAYA NATSUME I swear officer, she was 18 a minute ago

AVENGERS MOVIE what it would have looked like if it was made in the 70s

THAT is clearly steampunk, thank you very much.

VIAGRA he's about to try it

IMAGINED SAFETY tents are the human version of sticking your head in the sand.

ADMIT IT you always call them when you have a problem.

B*TCHES LOVE TOAST

WITH ATHLETES LIKE THIS.. would you have missed the NFL?

VIAGRA now lasts 5 times longer

SIMILARITIES Children of all species have more similarities with each other than with adults of their own species

NOW THIS, is an idea I can get behind

PRIORITIES Suggestive 8-bit images first, flamewars later

LIES AND BLASPHEMY you know nothing of truth