FASHIONABLE HAT you're doing it wrong.
FREUD you may not agree with him, but just try and argue with that hat!
TIN FOIL HATS are for amateurs.
LIKE A BOSS
PANTS no longer needed
SUN SHADE If only you could attach it to a hat.
HAT HAIR and you thought yours looked stupid
GOOGLE STREET VIEW the early years
GEORGE COSTANZA was a hipster before it was uncool
YOUR INHERITANCE we just spent it.
HAT FAIL sometimes hats are hard to use
EATING ROLLS like a boss
B*TCH PLEASE I'm the loch ness monster
