GEORGE COSTANZA was a hipster before it was uncool
FREUD you may not agree with him, but just try and argue with that hat!
EATING ROLLS like a boss
OVERCOMPENSATING you are doing it right
IS IT JUST ME OR... is that jukebox rocking that hat!
$17.00 now that's gangsta
HAT FAIL sometimes hats are hard to use
FASHIONABLE HAT you're doing it wrong.
NEW CHEF - SEEMS LEGIT
YOUR INHERITANCE we just spent it.
LOOK AT MY HAT my hat is amazing
