DUDE REALLY it's the other way around
IF SHE PREFERS this is over Edward, she's a keeper
INADEQUACY when a puppet makes a better vampire than you could ever be.
SUPER MEGA EPIC FAIL if you know it's in the book, that means you read it too? Simple logic.
VLAD THE IMPALA still a better vampire than edward
AND LOOKS WAY BETTER than Robert Pattinson
HE IS COMING so run edward
FINALLY!
IN THAT POSITION all we need is a guillotine
A MEDAL? someone make that woman a sandwich!
DUDE are you sure?
SOMEONE give that woman a medal
NYANPIRE still scarier than edward