edward

DUDE REALLY it's the other way around

IF SHE PREFERS this is over Edward, she's a keeper

INADEQUACY when a puppet makes a better vampire than you could ever be.

SUPER MEGA EPIC FAIL if you know it's in the book, that means you read it too? Simple logic.

VLAD THE IMPALA still a better vampire than edward

AND LOOKS WAY BETTER than Robert Pattinson

HE IS COMING so run edward

FINALLY!

IN THAT POSITION all we need is a guillotine

A MEDAL? someone make that woman a sandwich!

DUDE are you sure?

SOMEONE give that woman a medal

NYANPIRE still scarier than edward