edward

LIKE A BOSS!

DUDE REALLY it's the other way around

THIS counts does not.

FINALLY!

A MEDAL? someone make that woman a sandwich!

VAMPIRES remember when they sucked blood and not d*ck

SOOO... who is that pale guy in the photo, anyway?

NYANPIRE still scarier than edward

IF SHE PREFERS this is over Edward, she's a keeper

IT CAN'T BE that face has emotion

SPOKEN like a true hufflepuff

VLAD THE IMPALA still a better vampire than edward

"WEIRD" AL always wins

UPDATED but no less true

STILL not as gay as...wait a minute