edward

NYANPIRE still scarier than edward

HE IS COMING so run edward

I'M A FAIRY PRINCESS~!

DUDE REALLY it's the other way around

UPDATED but no less true

WRONG this is a puppet / this is a disco ball

STILL not as gay as...wait a minute

ED WOOD still more romantic than Twilight

FINALLY!

INADEQUACY when a puppet makes a better vampire than you could ever be.

GLAMPIRE maybe he's born with it, maybe it's gaybeline

VLAD THE IMPALA still a better vampire than edward

SOOO... who is that pale guy in the photo, anyway?