edward

IT CAN'T BE that face has emotion

LIKE A BOSS!

SOOO... who is that pale guy in the photo, anyway?

ED WOOD still more romantic than Twilight

DUDE REALLY it's the other way around

DUDE are you sure?

HE IS COMING so run edward

STILL not as gay as...wait a minute

I'M A FAIRY PRINCESS~!

"WEIRD" AL always wins

SPOKEN like a true hufflepuff

SUPER MEGA EPIC FAIL if you know it's in the book, that means you read it too? Simple logic.

INADEQUACY when a puppet makes a better vampire than you could ever be.

VAMPIRES remember when they sucked blood and not d*ck

EDWARD! get out of the sun