edward

NYANPIRE still scarier than edward

A MEDAL? someone make that woman a sandwich!

THIS counts does not.

IF SHE PREFERS this is over Edward, she's a keeper

IN THAT POSITION all we need is a guillotine

VAMPIRES remember when they sucked blood and not d*ck

SOOO... who is that pale guy in the photo, anyway?

UPDATED but no less true

IT CAN'T BE that face has emotion

SUPER MEGA EPIC FAIL if you know it's in the book, that means you read it too? Simple logic.

AND LOOKS WAY BETTER than Robert Pattinson

LIKE A BOSS!

SOMEONE give that woman a medal

STILL not as gay as...wait a minute

THIS IS A VAMPIRE this is not