edward

LIKE A BOSS!

DUDE are you sure?

SOOO... who is that pale guy in the photo, anyway?

SOMEONE give that woman a medal

IF SHE PREFERS this is over Edward, she's a keeper

UPDATED but no less true

IN THAT POSITION all we need is a guillotine

"WEIRD" AL always wins

GLAMPIRE maybe he's born with it, maybe it's gaybeline

IT CAN'T BE that face has emotion

WRONG this is a puppet / this is a disco ball

SUPER MEGA EPIC FAIL if you know it's in the book, that means you read it too? Simple logic.

INADEQUACY when a puppet makes a better vampire than you could ever be.

HE IS COMING so run edward

EDWARD! get out of the sun