drunk

KEEP DRINKING! until you have a -3 on your CON modifire

F*ING LAG

LEGIT seems it

DRUNK DARTS keeping the eye-patch industry in business since the early 1800's

NOR FLYING...

COMPANY PICNIC someone's drunk wife always ruins it for the rest of us

Tunnel This!

VODKA come morning, there's nothing left to say.

GREED is good,

DRUNK? You shouldn't be driving then